adventure time voodoo part one

this is a fanfic about AT that i wrote. the pic is a base by....uh... replica-luna but the symbol wont appear.... sorry....


“C’mon, jake! I heard a scream over there. That must mean someones in trouble, right? And when someones in trouble my hero instincts come in!! lets go!!!! Hurry!!” the two young adventurers ran as fast as a giant dog and a boy riding on his back could even carry them. “whooaaahhhh dude, I don’t like this place very much. Can we leave?” the boy looked down at his dog. “no bro!!! we have to keep going.” They passed several dolls. Then it got creepy. The ice king flew past them, three feet in the air screaming “don’t play hard to get with me, young lady!! Put me down!!! Aaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!! He flew out of there sight. “this place is creepy, finn.” But he wasn’t listeneing. “he said young lady. I think it might be a princess, because that creep only goes for princesses. But this is weird. He really floated right out of the forest! We have to see whats going on, please???” they walked on, very close because of how creepy the dolls were. Then finn saw something that make him feel like either going back or just stay there and cry like an eight year old. There, right in front of him, was a little doll about the size of a small teddy bear. But the doll wasn’t the problem. The pins sticking out of its stomach and eyes were the creepy things. The doll had just been thrown out of the palace. Finn picked it up. The ice king had just been thrown out, so finn turned the blue doll over, lokking at the long beard. “its ice king, all right. But how does this thing work??” he lifted up the beard made of worn yarn, to reveal a poorly sewn up pocket where the heart of ice king would be. Finn pulled the string and saw a white lock of hair sitting inside. “It looks like a part of ice kings beard!”
Jake whimpered and stepped back. “voodoo isn’t a joke man, we really should leave this old ladies castle before she throws us off a cliff or something.” Finn stepped over to him. “but this is a little girl!! I know it! Because the ice king clearly said ‘young lady’ and also, he only goes after young princesses!” they stepped inside after a long time of staring at the dolls around them.
Inside this dark manor, there was absolute silence. Jakes ear grew up to five times its original size to hear any movement inside the mansion, and he whispered to Finn “this place is old. I hear the building straining to stay up! I also hear a fire in that room. Lets go, because whoever’s in there is about to be crushed by tomorrow!!!” they walked into the room. The sight they saw was very strange but somehow pretty. A thirteen looking year old girl was sewing a new doll, along with the hundreds of dolls and strips of cloth on the shelves. She was on a large waterbed, rocking slightly as she concentrated on the little person made of worn out cloth. Finn looked up. This was terrifying to him. Doll sized versions of hooks, wires, chains, blades, iron maidens, and other torture devices that were little enough for a doll to be tortured with. “lalala…lalala”
Finn laughed at how innocently she was singing, and how cute she was. “ princess?” she turned around in shock, falling from her chair. “Why do thy mere boy enter the fortress of thee princess voodoo without thy noble prince charming??” finn stared. “Uh…” she laughed. “just kidding. But why are you guys here? I hope I haven’t hurt anybody too terribly badly” finn gasped. “princess, your mouth!” she sighed. “I know. When I was little a witch put a curse on me. She said I had a big mouth for a little girl, so I asked her to prove it.(I was a pretty noble 4-year-old.) so she opened it. Really wide. Like cotton-mouth-snake wide. But it didn’t hurt, it was magic. But I looked hideous, so when I got home, my father saw and he sewed it up. But it doesn’t come out, and it hurt terribly badly.
So I guess you see why I’m not married. Well, I’m only 13, but I have met many princes who have wanted to date me, but as soon as I turned around they ran. Some jumped out of the windows.” Finn stepped a little closer, to comfort her. “its okay, princess-“ “DON’T TOUCH ME!!!!!! IM A FREAK OF NATURE AND I PREFER TO STAY ALONE!!!!” she shrieked. Finn laughed. “its okay. Your human just like me, right?” she looked up. “yeah, isn’t everyone??” he tilted his head. “have you ever been outside?” she shook her head. “in the land of Ooo, nobody is normal. Come with us, okay? We can show you around. But come live with us, your place isn’t very welcoming.” She looked up. “But these make up my home.” Jake stepped forward. “princess, you need to stop torturing dolls, to hurt people. In the land of ooo, people are nice to eachother.” She laughed. “okay!”
They walked a long while and the very pale girl was looking around with wonder.(you would too, if you never saw outside.) She held on to finn’s arm, making him blush. ”uhh….” Jake sighed happily. “here we are!” she looked up. “wowowow!!!” she laughed.”its beautiful!” finn nodded. “home sweet home.”